Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Featured Links - July 22, 2025

Links to things I found interesting but didn't want to do a full blog post about.

The sun sets as an orange ball in a hazy sky along the 401
Sunset along the 401

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Featured Links - April 22, 2025

Links to things I found interesting but didn't want to do a full blog post about.

A large wooden shed, very badly weathered, and looking like it's ready to fall down.
I am surprised this shed lasted the winter. 

Thursday, November 23, 2023

A Thanksgiving Comedy Classic

For my younger readers who, like my daughter, may not have seen this, here's the classic Thanksgiving turkey drop scene from WKRP in Cincinnati. It's one of the funniest single scenes in the history of television comedy. 

 
Here's a history of that episode and how it probably saved WKRP from cancellation. 


Tuesday, May 02, 2023

Gordon Lightfoot, RIP

Gordon Lightfoot died last night, leaving a giant hole in the hearts of music-loving Canadians. His music has been part of the soundtrack of my life ever since I was a teenager. Sadly, I only saw him perform once, when I was in university. It wasn't an ideal concert setting, in a basketball gym, but he managed to win over an audience of rowdy university students. I heard later that he and his band had killed off most of a 24 between sets, and the second set was definitely much better.

Here's a tribute and a funny story about Lightfoot from SF author, Elizabeth Bear. 

I was pretty sure Gordon Lightfoot was going to live forever, but I see on the slowly entropizing Twitter machine that he’s passed away.

So this seems like a good time to tell a story I have from a man I used to work for (also now gone) who used to be the road manager for one Waylon Jennings (RIP, you may have heard of him).

So, my former boss had an awful lot of stories, including the one about Kris Kristofferson going AWOL and stealing a helicopter, which he landed on Johnny Cash’s lawn so he could hand Cash a sheaf of song lyrics before the MPs grabbed him. But his Gordon Lightfoot story was my favorite.

Wednesday, January 04, 2023

Featured Links - January 4, 2023

Links to things I found interesting but didn't want to do a full blog post about.

Tea Sea on New Year's Day 


Monday, March 28, 2022

Featured Links - March 28, 2022

Links to things I found interesting but didn't want to do a full blog post about.



Monday, December 06, 2021

Featured Links - December 6. 2021

Links to things I found interesting but didn't want to do a full blog post about.



  • Why e, the Transcendental Math Constant, Is Just the Best. "The solution to our puzzle about Euler’s number explains why e pops up in situations that involve optimality."
  • How to Download Anything on the Web for Free: 12 Tips and Tools. "Here's how to download anything from the web that you thought you couldn't for free... without breaking the law."
  • The Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest. "Where 'www' means 'wretched writers welcome.'''
  • Neutron switches to methane/oxygen, 1 Meganewton Archimedes engine revealed. "Rocket Lab has provided a significant update in the progress of their Neutron rocket, a vehicle aimed primarily at the small-scale interplanetary and low Earth orbit mega-constellation markets at first."
  • Supersonic Projectile Exceeds Engineers Dreams: The Supersonic Trebuchet. Some people have too much time on their hands. 
  • On the pronunciation of Omicron. The authoritative word from the OED. 
  • Friday, August 07, 2020

    Friday Funny: Monkey Reads the Manual

     I have, during my many years as a technical writer, heard users called disparaging names, including "monkey". Occasionally they deserved it. In this video, the user is a monkey, and he even reads the manual.

    George the monkey is curious about his new water bottle.  In this video you can see George remove a large metal water bottle from a cardboard box, unsuccessfully attempt to unscrew the lid, refer to the user manual (upside down), successfully unscrew the lid, peer into the bottle and sniff it, screw the lid back onto the bottle and immediately unscrew, and consult the user manual again.

    Thursday, March 12, 2020

    The Far Side Is Back!

    The Far Side, Gary Larson's wonderfully twisted comic series, finally is on the Internet. Those of you who were born after 1990 probably won't know what this means to some of us. All I can say is that you are in for a treat.
    TheFarSide.com offers a deep dive into Gary’s offbeat sense of humor with The Daily Dose, an ever-changing, random selection of cartoons. Comic Collections offer a different themed collection of his classic cartoons updated weekly. You’ll also find exclusive, never-before-seen extras such as sketches straight from Gary’s personal Sketchbooks. And finally, beginning in 2020, and commemorating the fortieth anniversary of The Far Side, we will periodically unveil new work by the man himself! In truth, we really have no idea what might show up. But, on the other hand, what’s changed?

    Wednesday, February 12, 2020

    Spy Cats

    There was some serious craziness going on during the Cold War and there's hardly a better example than the CIA's Project Acoustic Kitty, which tried to train cats as spies. Yes, it was a real project.
    Cats are small, stealthy, and people who aren’t cat lovers will likely ignore a stray without a second glance. For the CIA in the 1960s, this meant cats were the perfect animals to be trained as spies.
    The idea was born from B. F. Skinner’s work in operant psychology and behaviour modification. Burrhus Frederick Skinner was an American Psychologist who believed that an animal’s behaviour could be predicted and shaped through behavioural reinforcement in a controlled environment. The bulk of his work relied on what’s become known as a “Skinner Box.”
    I wonder if any of the researchers were cat owners. As someone who has been living with cats for about 20 years, I cannot imagine how anyone with any experience with cats could have thought that the idea of training them was workable.

    Thursday, November 28, 2019

    Alice's Restaurant

    I wasn't going to do a post about Thanksgiving, being that we Canadians celebrated it six weeks ago, but someone posted a link to Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant on my Facebook feed and I just had to share it.

    Those of you of a younger generation may not have heard this. If not, you are missing one of the signature pieces of 1960's music. It is still hilariously funny, especially if you are in the proper state of mind 😁.

    There is also a film version, directed by the great Arthur Penn. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be up on Netflix or Amazon Prime (at least in Canada) or I'd watch it again tonight.


    Update: Here's a good interview with Arto Guthrie about his current life and plans for the future.

    Wednesday, January 09, 2019

    Near Toronto? Right!

    According to the headline at BlogTO.com, the north shore of Lake Superior near Sault Ste. Marie is now "near Toronto". That's one of the best examples of Toronto centrism that I've seen in quite a while. Maybe Doug Ford will add the Sault to the list of destinations to which he's going to build a subway. Admittedly, the article does quality the term "near", but still.
    Ice caves near Toronto ranked as one of the top places to visit in the world
    The New York Times just dropped its ultra prestigious annual list of "52 Places to Go" in the world, and one of the spots to make the cut is right in your own backyard... relatively speaking.
    Aside from Calgary, the scenic ice caves along Lake Superior's northern shore are the only destination in Canada to have made NYT's influential travel guide this year.

    Wednesday, December 19, 2018

    An Interview with Santa's Lawyer

    John Scalzi is noted for humorous fiction, and this year he's given us a Christmas treat. Here's a link to "An Interview with Santa's Lawyer". Don't read this while eating or drinking.
    Please state your name and occupation.
    My name is Marta Pittman, and I’m a partner at Xavier, Masham, Abbott and Stevens.
    And you’re Santa Claus’ lawyer.
    That is correct. More accurately, I’m the partner in charge of our firm’s Seasonal Litigation and Clearances practice, which has as a client NicolasNorth LLC, Santa’s corporate entity.
    I wasn’t aware that Santa needed to have his own corporation.
    Of course he does. One, Santa heads a massive global enterprise, whose activities are spread over a wide range of areas. Having a corporate structure allows him a measure of organization and systematization. Two, Santa has a large number of employees, mostly elves, who have their own idiosyncratic employment issues and practices. The corporate structure simplifies hiring, benefits, and negotiation of labor disputes. Three, due to the nature of Santa’s work, he has immense exposure to liability. The corporate structure acts as a shield for Santa’s personal wealth and property.

    Santa has liability issues?

    Friday, December 14, 2018

    Automated Customer Service: A Treat from John Scalzi

    SF author John Scalzi was on a book tour last month. As a treat for his audiences, he read a new short story, "Automated Customer Service", about the dangers of automated customer service phone lines and the Internet of (Dangerous) Things.

    He's now posted on his blog in both text and audio. it It's typical Scalzi, snappy and funny but also quite grim. If you have 12 minutes, I recommend listening to Scalzi's reading of it. Warning: Do not try eating or drinking while reading or listening to this.
    Thank you for calling the customer service line of Vacuubot, purveyors of America’s finest automated vacuum cleaners! In order to more efficiently handle call volume, we rely on automated responses. To continue in English, press one. Para Espanol o prima dos.
    Let's continue in English. Which Vacuubot product are you calling about? For the Vacuubot S10 model, press one. For the Vacuubot XL model, press two. For the Vacuubot Extreme Clean model, press three.